The Commonwealth of Indochinese Districts is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 230 million Indochinese enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Indochinese economy, worth 19.1 trillion Indochinese Dong a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,884 Indochinese Dong, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,422 per year while the poor average 18,401, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs, and Leader's new office has a propensity to catch on fire. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Indochinese Districts's national animal is the Indochinese Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Indochinese Districts is ranked 215,203^rd in the world and 151^st in Philosophers for Safest, scoring 33.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.